Sluggo So Broke He Pawned His Shell

Sluggo So Broke He Pawned His Shell

Check Into Gill has taken a hard fall, and the once celebrated and wealthy Sluggo and Frumpy have packed their bags and moved to the proverbial poor house.  Things have gotten so bad that Sluggo had to pawn his shell to Pawn Say De Lion Pawn Shop & Peel and Eat Shrimp.  Sluggo hasn’t been seen without his shell since he and Frumpy first opened their store in 2010.  Some say that the shell was a family heirloom, passed down from when the first Sluggo arrived on the shores of Elephantia hundreds years ago.  Some say it was a container bought at Gray-Mart with some ropes on it.  Whatever the case, it’s now for sale.

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