Everyone knows you scrape your plate before putting it in the window or black plastic thingy. EVERYONE knows this! Especially those who toil tirelessly in the dank and muggy dish room. But Abby Alford, former kitchen staffer and dishwasher extrodinaire chose not to scrape her plate, but rather put the unscraped plastic piece in the window. Unnamed sources said they heard her say, “Have fun with this mess, kitchen jerks!” Another source stated she left her silverware on the plate too. Once a hero among the plebeians, she now counts herself among the glitterati. But how long will she shine, shaming those she feels to be beneath her?